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1)You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say " I'm very rich. Marry me". That's Direct Marketing.

2)You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and get her number. Next day you call her " I'm very rich. Marry me". That's Telemarketing.

3)You see a beautiful girl at a party. You straighten your tie, go up to her, pour her drink. Open the door for her and give her a ride home and then say " I'm very rich. Marry me". That's Public Relation.

4) You see a beautiful girl at a party. She walks to you and say " You are very rich. Marry me".
That's Brand Recognition.

5) You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say " I'm very rich. Marry me".
She gives you a hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback

6) You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say " I'm very rich. Marry me".
She replies "you don't need to marry me, just sleep with me". That's Point Reward.:)

And last thing...

7) You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say " I'm very rich. Marry me". She replies "you don't need to marry me, just sleep with me". The next day, her beautiful friend ask you to go out, have a wonderful one night stand. That's Member Get Member.