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[JOKE] Kids Are Quick

Posted by Rizqi Minggu, 08 November 2009



Below are several jokes which sent by my friend for your joking material. Some said, if you want to know how good your english, tell a joke to a native speaker. If they laugh, yup... it means they get your point. ^_^

joke #1

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

joke #2

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

joke #3

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

joke #4

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

joke #5

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No,that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid) ^_^

joke #6

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago!
WINNIE: Me!

(Yeah, baby... good answer !)

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