Below are several jokes which sent by my friend for your joking material. Some said, if you want to know how good your english, tell a joke to a native speaker. If they laugh, yup... it means they get your point. ^_^
joke #1
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
joke #2
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
joke #3
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
joke #4
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
joke #5
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No,that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid) ^_^
joke #6
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago!
WINNIE: Me!
(Yeah, baby... good answer !)
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